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Tonight we followed the rainbow to Eurovision Island.

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The small boat in the foreground is ferrying the Danish Royal Family back to Amalienborg Palace after enjoying the afternoon’s Eurovision family show (yes, really).

Back we went to line up among the weeds. Seriously, it wouldn’t have taken much effort to send someone out with a whipper snipper the week before just to tidy things up a bit. While those in the know have told us that the technical side of the event has been fantastic this year, they are missing some of the basics for looking after the audience. Service vehicles drive through the door that people are queueing in front of, so we all have to move to let then through. There is no orderly way to get in to the hall. People are hanging around on the sidelines then pushing in front of those of us who have been in the queues for three hours once the doors open. Once inside, there are no signs directing the audience to the various seating and standing areas, and the crowd control staff don’t even have megaphones so they can only talk to the five people standing directly in front of them.

Malta
I love this song! What a great foot stomping, hand clapping start to semi final 2. Although I think they started off being a little nervous then started to relax once they realised the crowd was behind them. Malta have had some great entries in recent years and once again they have made the finals. How could Eurovision be complete without the Appalachian mountain dulcimer?

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Israel
Ok, so during semi final 1 I was wondering where the cheesy choreography was. Semi final 2 has delivered and it’s only song number 2! Two back up dancers with a routine worthy of Miss Jane’s jazz ballet class dancing to a poppy dance song. It’s pure Eurovision.

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Norway
Eurovision loves a ballad and Carl from Norway has delivered another powerful performance. It’s got him through to the final anyway. In his photos he just looks like such a regular Joe but there’s no denying that he definitely has a presence on stage. This year the audience wasn’t given wrist bands so we are just instructed to wave our mobile phones on torch mode. It’s a little bit DIY.

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Georgia
Now this number is pure Eurovision gold! A waffling song based on traditional Georgian music that makes absolutely no sense and lacks a melody. And the best part – a drummer wearing a parachute for no apparent reason. This is what we have come to see!

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Poland
Well, the audience reaction to this song confirms that there are plenty of straight men who go to watch Eurovision. Short skirts, a play on traditional folk dancing and butter churning girls with no purpose other than to display plenty of cleavage.

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Austria
Conchita is clearly the crowd favourite. The auditorium just explodes when she appears on stage. Not only is she ‘different’ but she is clearly a talented performer and has incredible stage presence. The audience is just transfixed when she sings. She is like Shirley Bassey x 10. We were expecting nothing less than the glamorous, sequinned light up fishtail gown. The only thing I felt was missing from this performance was some flowing fabric for the wind machine.

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Lithuania
I felt that this song was weak on the recording and, unlike Ukraine, the live version failed to impress. Although the tutu and the dubious dancing were right up there with the true spirit of Eurovision.

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Finland
This is great! It’s a fun, positive pop song sung by young Finnish lads who are still in high school. And it features lots of silver!

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Ireland
I just love any song based on traditional Irish music, and featuring cute boys doing Irish dancing in kilts. Sadly, they didn’t make the final, but at least they were saved the embarrassment of a super low score like last year’s entry. Maybe Ireland needs a change from drumming? It may look hot but it doesn’t seem to be working for them. Has Kasey stolen Conchita’s dress? Were there tense moments backstage in the wardrobe?

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Belarus
The great thing about Eurovision is that there are songs that defy established genres. This song can only be described as funk/pop based on a traditional Belarussian folk beats. It’s a fun song and Teo just oozes charisma. He and his male back up dancers seem to be having a lot of fun and the vibe is very infectious. How could you go past that cheeky grin?

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F.Y.R. Macedonia
This was one of my favourites going in to the competition but I don’t know that the stage performance really translated well. I was expecting dancers in sparkly silver, not a creepy looking guy in a hoodie??? Clearly the voters did’t get it either.

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Tijana, behind you!!!

Switzerland
I really like this song. He whistles and he plays the fiddle! But I wasn’t expecting a folk song to start with fireworks! Sebalter and his band are enthusiastic and run around all over the stage! It’s a fun song but the delivery lacks any real power.

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Greece
Semi final 2 just gets better and better! Now we have a guy on trampoline! Then the whole band joins him while still singing. What a great idea, particularly on a stage surrounded by water and fire! This is just fantastic Eurovision!

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Slovenia
Unfortunately the blue dress blends into the background a bit. And whose idea was it to put green and yellow eyeshadow with a midnight blue dress? One you get past this, it’s a great song, although most of the effects are largely for the television audience. And hey, she plays the flute.

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Romania
So much Eurovision gold tonight. This song features a visual effect with a disappearing singer and a classic, circular keyboard. What a great way to end the semi final.

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Australia
Last year we had our own postcard. This year we have a semi final interval act. The moving of Australia to Europe so we could take part was well done. I don’t know about the dance routine at the beginning. It was culturally cringeworthy and looked like a bad school musical routine. And the hammerhead? Did we have the Sharks football club mascot or what? It would have been far better to just have Jessica Mauboy sing two songs with some backup dancers. Talking about Jess, she did us proud. What a great performance. What a fantastic gold dress! We even managed to include some classic Eurovision with the astronaut. She looked and sounded amazing and seemed to be having the time of her life. What a great representative.

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The inevitable almost happened while all the contestants going through to the final were on stage, with one of the press contingent stepping a foot in the water surrounding the stage. This led to a barrage of security to stop anyone else from falling in!

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Copenhagen is doing its best to get into the spirit of Eurovision. At the very least, Eurovision is an excuse to use hoardings bearing the lyrics of the Danish song to hide the bits that aren’t finished yet.

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And it’s improved the view for the Little Mermaid.

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The free entertainment in Eurovision Village continues to wow the fans. *semi final 1 spoiler alert*

Fresh from their success at the semi finals, but dressed in their more casual outfits, Pollapönk performed their Eurovision song with two others before a huge crowd in the Eurovision Village.

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But the standout performance was Sweden. Thrilled with and humbled by her success at the semi final, Sanne was probably the only performer to take full advantage of her allocated 15 minutes with a medley of her six unsuccessful Melodiefestivalen songs, a song sung in Danish and her Eurovision song for this year. She just didn’t want to leave the stage and the crowd was more than happy to support her to keep going. She was visibly moved by the audience reaction and just seemed like she wanted to soak up the moment.

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I also wanted to make sure that I caught the Estonian act to show my support for the song although it didn’t make it through to the final. Tanja put on a brave face for the fans but was clearly disappointed with the outcome and performed two songs.

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So tonight is semi final 2. We’re going to get there early to make sure we’re in a good spot to cheer on Jessica Mauboy!

*spoiler alert* readers from Australia who do not want to know the results before the show is broadcast should read no further until Saturday.

Although the live broadcast doesn’t start until 9pm, we have learned from last year to get there early to secure a good standing spot. So we walked down to Nyhaven from our hotel at about 5pm to allow plenty of time to catch the boat over. The boats don’t have any set timetable, they are on a continual cycle. It’s a great way to get to Eurovision Island, fast and scenic, passing the Opera House, Amalienborg Palace and other sights.

Land ahoy! Our first sighting of Eurovision Island.

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The fans weren’t so crazily dressed this year. Maybe the cooler weather has dampened enthusiasm?

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The site this year is B&W Hallerne, a former shipbuilding yard. The site still has much of its abandoned industrial feel. Weeds grow up through the cracked concrete wasteland where we queue up. Food and drink is provided from food vans and temporary bars. Toilets are portaloos – although immaculately maintained. Yet once inside, the stage, the lighting, it’s all completely state-of-the-art, built exclusively for these Eurovision shows. And the best part is that the ‘Fan Zone’ – the floor area reserved for OGAE members, is the area right in front of the stage! We are so close to the stage that we can feel the breeze from the wind machines!

The show begins with last year’s winner, Emmelie de Forest singing her winning song, “Only Teardrops” with a children’s choir. Emmelie and the choir are on stage ready to go before the opening sequence is played, so she stands right in front of us that whole time, just soaking up the atmosphere. She waves, we all wave back. Although she must have sung that song so many times over the past 12 months, it’s clear that she still really enjoys it. The show has begun on a high, and it just gets better from there.

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Armenia
This is a great song. It’s very clever musically and has also proven to be popular with the punters, coming up as one of the favourites. It’s also one of the few songs featuring fire! Go the pyrotechnics!

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Latvia
Yes, we all knew the words to this hand clapping, foot stomping song. The band’s enthusiasm was infectious, and it’s a fun song. Predictably, it didn’t get through, but everyone had a good time. I wasn’t able to get a photo of this band as an enthusiastic Latvia supporter was standing nearby.

Estonia
This is one of my favourite songs in the competition. Tanja wins the Pink award for being able to sing while simultaneously doing some complex dance moves with her hot, blonde partner. How could this song not make it through? It was certainly one of the crowd favourites.

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Sweden
This song was a crowd favourite and is also one of the favourites for taking out the competition. Can Sweden win again? It’s basically a very simple production with Sanne standing and delivering her song with incredible passion. And yes, I just love the dress! It seems to be seventh time lucky for Sanne, who has entered the Swedish competition to select their national representative seven times, before finally achieving this success.

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Iceland
Eurovision loves a song with a meaning and this catchy tune is no exception. The primary coloured ones have made it through to the finals.

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Albania
This song sounded amazing live. Hersi has a fantastic voice and the arrangement was much stronger live than on the recording. Another great dress, but I could be old-fashioned and suggest that she wears a slip under it.

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Russia
Yes, they’re blonde, cute and twins, and they really play this up with the ‘mirror image’ choreography, and the conjoined ponytail thing, although the see-saw idea is pretty baffling. I thought that this was one of the weaker vocal performances of the evening, yet this song made it through although definitely not a favourite with the crowd.

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Azerbaijan
Another crowd and public favourite. How can you go past a powerful ballad, a gorgeous, ruby red dress, randomly changing backgrounds and a dancer suspended way above ground on a trapeze?

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Ukraine
This cheesy song was a lot of fun live. Mariya just radiated energy and the vibe was infectious. Combine this with a hot dancer in a human size mouse wheel and dress made to flirt with the wind machine and you have an instant crowd favourite. onomatopoeia has proven to be popular with Eurovision voters in the past, and this time was no exception.

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Belgium
Another fine ballad to bring a tear to the eye of mothers everywhere, but sadly not enough to make it through to the final.

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Moldova
Just when I was beginning to wonder whether Denmark had imposed a one-dancer limit on Eurovision entries, Moldova took to the stage with the full production: dancing boys, drums, the spectacle – this is what Eurovision is all about!

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San Marino
Well it’s third time lucky for Valentina from San Marino. Having missed out on the finals in Baku and Malmö – despite being a fan favourite last year – her seemingly birth of Venus inspired number has got her over the line this year! And wasn’t the crowd pleased for her?

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Portugal
Another crowd favourite and more dancers and drumming. It’s good to see that drumming boys have remained popular, although they didn’t seem to help Ireland last year. And sadly they did’t help Portugal this year, either.

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The Netherlands
For the second year in a row, The Netherlands have submitted an alternative type act to Eurovision, something other than the typical pop tune or torch song. These acts have both been successful in making the finals, just proving that Eurovision doesn’t really like to be predictable, and likes to support the acts that are different. This act had very simple staging and amazing backgrounds. It’s also a great song and was performed really well.

Montenegro
Now this act was pure Eurovision. I haven’t seen an ice skater on stage since Russia in 2008. And this act took great advantage of the touch-sensitive light-up stage. Happily, we get to see it all again at the finals.

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Hungary
This act featured contemporary dancing, which is a little disturbing (along with the theme of domestic violence for a Eurovision song entry). It seems that, in 2014, the 80’s no longer live on forever in Eurovision. I guess it took until the 80’s for 60’s influences to disappear. Where is the cheesy choreography? Where the tragic costumes? Maybe things will improve in semi final 2?

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Overall the show was very slick and the presenters very professional. Talking in between acts was kept to a minimum, with the focus on the music. The postcard theme of making the flag and focusing on the performer rather than their country was very inventive. The comedy sketches in between were clearly inspired by the success of last year’s comedy sequences – funny and short. The crowd cheered when the winner of ‘wearing most silver’ was announced – hey guys, it’s not really a competition, is this really something to be proud of?

So these are the 10 countries going through to the final:

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Today we had serious Eurovision business to finish. First on the agenda was the most important item, picking up our show tickets! This year, while the fan packages were purchased online, they were only available for collection from the OGAE representatives. So all around town, fans are furtively meeting with their club presidents in various locations to pick up their tickets. We met Roy, club president of OGAE Rest of the World, in the lobby of his hotel to pick up our tickets, reprinted OGAE membership cards (last year they swapped Chris’ and my photos) and our 2014 membership stickers.

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Then he and Cole were heading into the Village to meet OGAE Iceland representatives, and they kindly took us to the nearby Eurovision Fan Cafe to purchase our wristbands for the week’s club entry, at the OGAE discounted rate. The Fan Cafe has zones with Eurovision-themed names, like the outdoor area is called Emmelie’s Forest. Cole is a South African singer who has been having a great time singing Eurovision covers in the Euroclub for the past week. Her aim is to release an album of duets with Eurovision artists singing different versions of Eurovision songs, so she has been meeting up with various artists to gauge their interest in being involved.

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We left Roy and Cole at the Village, where OGAE Iceland had organised Eurovision Zumba. Apart from the OGAE in their primary coloured Pollapönk track suits, a few people had turned up dressed for Zumba. Otherwise it was just the tourists, the more enthusiastic stripping off their layers as they warmed up. Next up was the purchase of our 10 trip cards from the Central Station. After reviewing the various options, this seemed to be the cheapest and easiest way to ensure we can get over to Eurovision Island – and, importantly, return. Eventually, we worked out how to purchase these from the vending machines.

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Once we were sorted, it was time for lunch. The Royal Smushi Cafe is right in the heart of Copenhagen, situated through the lane way between the iconic Danish stores, Georg Jensen and Royal Copenhagen. The name itself is good enough to eat! Smushi is a combination of sushi and smørrebrød – traditional Danish open sandwiches. That pretty much describes the food, Japanese / Scandinavian inspired food sitting on different types of bread, with exquisite attention to detail for the flavours, textures and presentation. The smushi are presented on flat platters by Royal Copenhagen. The cafe’s decor is cool designer-kitsch, cosy but not overdone, with a gorgeous, elaborate painting on the back wall.

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So tonight is semi-final 1. The word about town is that Armenia is a favourite, along with Azerbaijan, Sweden and, surprisingly, Latvia. But who knows what will happen? All we know for sure is that 6 contestants will leave the contest tonight. Based on the recorded versions, my bottom 6 would be Iceland, Belgium, Latvia, Albania, Russia and Ukraine, but things could change based on the live performances. And some of these are favourites.

We’re here! After a dash to our hotel to dump our bags (where the Greek entrants are putting on the diva!) we head straight to Eurovision Village to get our merchandise! Copenhagen’s main pedestrian shopping strip, Strøget has been transformed into ‘Eurovision Fan Mile’ with purple banners representing previous winners and their songs, apparently at random. The #JoinUs newsletter advises that these banners represent 10 Eurovision classics to pay tribute to. Yes, they include Waterloo. The newsletter also cheerily informs us that Eurovision Village is located on the former site for public executions.

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Purchasing merchandise is much more streamlined this year as we have already agonised over the gear on line. So we really just have to remember what we wanted and pick it up. It’s always best to secure the goods early, before the queues and, most importantly, before they start running out of stock! This year we get a nice, PVC bag free with our purchases. We can now breathe a sigh of relief. We managed to get everything we wanted.

We pick up our Village timetable and Eurovision map of Copenhagen and now we’re all set. After checking out the Village which, apart from the merchandise van contains food vans, an activity centre for children and the stage for day time performances and for the public outdoor broadcasts of the televised shows, we head down to the Town Hall square to see the clock counting down to the grand final.

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Walking via the back streets, we discover loads of gorgeous, old buildings, many dating from the 1700’s, and find a quiet square with a cute cafe for coffee and cake.

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Then it’s back to the Village. The free entertainment is excellent this year, with appearances by many of the finalists. Conchita Wurst from Austria fills the square with her routine of three songs, including her Eurovision entry. She has such an amazing voice and is truly moved by the positive audience reaction. Romania cancels, but their fans stay around to enjoy Slovenia’s acapella version of “Round and Round”. Happily, no acts have died in the square tonight.

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One Night’s Anger” is a title that promises a powerful, passionate song. Yet the classically-trained Hersi from Albania sounds remarkably subdued, like a cross between Kate Bush and Enya. Perhaps she will deliver a stronger live performance?

One artist who does deliver on a powerful performance is the Italian, Emma Marrone with “La Mia Citta” or To My City. While songs written in languages other than English tend to be generally less popular, this is one tune that will move the dance floor. Will Copenhagen be the lucky city for Emma?

Although it grabs your “Attention” from the very beginning, Lithuania’s entry by Vilija Matačiūnaitė is a fairly average pop song. It is, however, begging for some cheesy choreography in that classic jazz ballet style that Eurovision is famous for. Add in some gold sequins, and I’ll be a happy girl! Will this song gain the attention of the voting public?

Azerbaijan is like the Venezuela of Eurovision, they like to win and they select their songs carefully. Yet this year’s entry by Dilara Kazimova is a disappointment. It lacks the infectious melody or lyrics of Ell & Nikki’s winning number back in 2011, “Running Scared”. Will she have people dancing in a Perspex box? Success will all depend on the strength of her voice. Will this song “Start a Fire” with the voters?

At first, this edgy tune by Pollapönk, reminiscent of Brit-pop bands like The Kinks seemed to be a radical departure from last year’s more traditional entry from Iceland. But then the “No Prejudice” lyrics begin. This is a song with meaningful, yet catchy lyrics. The members of this band are trained pre-school teachers with a penchant for suits in bright, primary colours, like a dressier version of The Wiggles. How discriminating will the European voters be?

“Coming Home” by Malta’s Firelight is a rousing foot stomping, hand clapping, folk-pop number. If the Seekers were still going today, this is the kind of song they would record, with its stirring harmonies. It’s also probably the only Eurovision number this year featuring the Appalachian mountain dulcimer.

While the band is new, the lead singer is no stranger to Eurovision, having performed twice with a pervious band and also as a solo singer. In 2011 he managed to come in as runner up. So is this his chance for the number one spot? Can Malta take out both the Junior ESC and the main competition?

If they perform this well live it could really get the audience going and singing along. It’s certainly one of my favourites. But will it light the fire for Europe?

While many Eurovision acts may seem to have come from outer space – or at least that would provide them with a reasonable explanation, this year’s entrants seem to have been looking to the heavens for inspiration.

The Swiss entry by Sebalter , “Hunter of Stars” is a catchy, folky pop tune featuring whistling, banjo, fiddle and one of those wind keyboards last seen when used by 80’s pop band, The Hooters. It also features the interesting line, “I am so wet I feel dirty”. But can it reach the heights?

The UK entry by Molly, “Children of the Universe” is a radical departure from the recent British trend of using Eurovision as a vehicle for attempting to revive the careers of ageing rockers, with Molly Smitten-Downes just starting out in her songwriting career. This song, co-written by Swede, Anders Hansson, features an interesting mix of strings and heavy percussion. There is something vaguely Pat Benatar about this song, but this is Eurovision and that’s not a bad thing. The theme of unity is also very ESC. Will it launch Molly’s career?

Just when you may have feared that Eurovision was becoming terribly mainstream, “Three Minutes to Earth” by The Shin and Mariko from Georgia (although the band, The Shin is based in Germany) does appear to have fallen to Earth from somewhere. Although this song does seem to lack a melody, it is apparently based on traditional, Georgian folk songs and allegedly describes the last three minutes of a long walk back to earth. Which could explain why the singer appears to be in pain.

“To the Sky” by Tijana from F.Y.R Macedonia has positive, catchy lyrics and a great dance beat. I’m looking forward to shaking my booty in the mosh pit to this tune. It could be a contender, but will Europe phone home votes for Tijana?

Not Alone” by Aram MP3 from Armenia starts out as a soulful piano-based ballad Billy Field style with strong vocals, building with the usual strings and horns, yet it manages to morph into intelligent synth-pop. I’m hoping for lots of lasers and robot-style dancing for the stage production. Will Europe alienate Aram, or will they vote for this song?

The bids are now in for host city for Eurovision 2014. Three cities are in the running. A particular challenge for a country the size of Denmark is the availability of locations that have a venue of sufficient size (last year’s host city of Malmö was initially criticised for having a stadium with a maximum capacity of only 15,500) along with sufficient accommodation for the hordes that will descend on the town to experience the spectacle that is Eurovision.

The most obvious contender is Copenhagen, the capital city. The two options proposed include erecting a massive tent at the studios of Danmarks Radio, the state broadcaster, or creating a space at B&W Hallerne, an old industrial complex which is now used as a cultural centre. Parken, Denmark’s largest stadium with a capacity of 38,000 will not be repeating its 2001 hosting of ESC, having withdrawn its application due to its commitments to … football! When will people realise that some actually prefer music over sport?

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The town of Herning, near Jutland’s Lake District, put forward its new arena, Boxen, as a possible contender for the ESC venue. Boxen has a capacity similar to that of Malmö Arena. This town of around 47,000 is best known for its contemporary art museum, however, it is not clear whether it will host the ESC in 2014 due to the limited availability of accommodation in the area. Apparently the nearby town of Århus volunteered to assist with providing accommodation, but that may be of little help. When we tried to visit Århus after ESC 2013 we found that ALL the accommodation was booked. There was not a room to be found anywhere in the town! How could it expect to cope with the additional influx? The talk is now that Andre Rieu has booked Boxen for May 2014 so it may no longer be in the running.

The remaining contender for hosting ESC 2014 is Horsens, also in Jutland, a coastal town on the Horsens Fjord (of course!). This has got to be one of the more original proposals for an ESC venue. Fængslet is a decommissioned prison block! The plan is to cover the courtyard to provide an indoor venue for 13,000 standing Eurovisioners. But again, the limited availability of accommodation in the area could be an issue. The town doesn’t even rate its own listing in the Lonely Planet Scandinavia.

So there is great potential for ESC 2014 to be a very memorable event in a venue as unique as the show itself.