eurovision

Our road to Eurovision has not been an easy one. Obtaining tickets was, of course, pivotal. While we had discussed going to soak up the party vibe regardless, deep down, we both knew that it just wouldn’t be the same travelling all that way if we weren’t going to the actual event.

Firstly, we had to work out how to buy tickets. Travel agencies in Australia had advertised Eurovision themed tours, however, a reading of the fine print revealed that these did not include the actual tickets. We would have to go it alone. To make sure we would find out when tickets for 2013 were on sale, we joined every online Eurovision themed newsletter or update we could find. Eventually the date was announced, and the time difference from Sweden meant that tickets would be on sale from the very reasonable hour of 8pm Australian time. To get in the Euro mood, we went for dinner at Una’s then returned to fire up the laptops. However, as we tried to buy tickets, we soon realised something was wrong. After entering the validation code, our payment was not accepted. Another check of the fine print revealed that non-European credit cards were only accepted via the telephone, not the website. Social media was in a frenzy with Australian and other non-European potential Eurovision audience members claiming discrimination. We tried calling, but with no luck. Australians had posted online that they had eventually got through, only to be told there was a 30 minute wait, which is prohibitive on a call from Australia to Sweden. We joined in the commiserations, posting our disappointment online.

We felt stunned. After all the initial excitement, the waiting and the preparation, it seemed our Eurovision dreams were dashed.

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We have been in Bergen for several days now and are used to the sight and smell of dried cod.

It’s a quaint place, dominated by the rust red and ochre painted wooden buildings of the old town, the facade to a small historical precinct of narrow lanes, historical and reconstructed buildings and a large wooden sculpture of, yes, a cod! It has some apparently interesting museums, some of which may be open for four hours a day if they can be bothered to open at all. (Note for those travelling from heathen nations like Australia, Ascension Day is a public holiday in Europe. Given that it falls 40 days after Easter, the unwary traveller is likely to spend half the day wandering around and wondering why all the shops are closed on a random Thursday.) This section of the town is clearly geared up to be a ‘tourist trap” for those on the cruise liners which visit the town on around 2 of every 3 days of the year. It is designed to meet all their needs and keep them within their designated area, just as it served to self-sufficiently segregate the Hanseatic merchants from the Norwegian locals 300 years ago.

One area where locals and tourists meet, however, is the funicular, which travels to the top of Mt Floyen. On a clear day, which we were fortunate to experience given that it also apparently rains here 2 out of 3 days of the year, the views back over the town are impressive. It looks like a toy town, set around arms of a fjord, with Lego boats moored at the docks. In mid-May, the tallest of the granite mountains overlooking the town is still flecked with snow. It has the obligatory restaurant, kiosk and store selling all things moose and fair isle design. Yet, wander just a few hundred metres away along the forest paths and you feel far from civilisation, in the midst of a Norwegian wood (sorry, couldn’t help myself). We wandered the short distance to a small lake, which still had some ice cover, and found some frogs beginning to emerge from their winter hibernation.

From here, we walked back into town, at first through the pine and birch forest, then the path wound through the outskirts of the town, with white wooden houses set along narrow, cobbled lanes. We set off exploring through the lanes, houses with fairly bare yards, given that winter is just ending, but with pot plants of spring flowers, particularly jonquils, hanging by or sitting near front entrances. We enjoyed coffee and apple cake with cream at Det Lille Kaffekompaniet, one of the best cafes in Bergen, tucked away in a quiet back street.

Bergen is a great town for those who like to wander. On the opposite side of the Harbour to the touristy Bryggen, cobbled streets set out in mediaeval times yield treasures like arty shops, cafes, the theatre and lots of interesting buildings for those who like to take the time to explore a town.

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The Eurovision retro vibe started early on our journey, with a laminated card at the check-in desk at Sydney airport announcing that there would be no in-flight entertainment on the first leg of our trip. Fortunately, I had purchased an i-pad mini for my holiday, so it was technology to the rescue.

We started with a side trip to Norway, beginning in Oslo. Taking advantage of the unexpected warm and sunny weather, we strolled around the harbour from Akershus Fortress to the Aker Brygge shopping centre, and along Karl Johan’s Gate from the Royal Palace to the yellow bricked Parliament building and beyond. Then we went to explore our favourite stores, the unfortunately named Heimen, which stocks a great range of Scandinavian produced products and the funky clothing label Moods of Norway, which beats purchasing a tacky Norwegian flag t-shirt any day. After raiding a local supermarket for Freia chocolate, we found a nice coffee shop back by the harbour with blankets placed thoughtfully on the outside chairs. Ah, the pleasantries of al-fresco dining in Norway in the springtime!

We had dinner at Kafe Celsius, which serves more modern interpretations of traditional Nordic cuisine. I had the salmon with sour cream topping and my companion had the cod with prawns. Both dishes were amazing. The sour cream topping, flavoured with basil and sun-dried tomatoes, complemented the salmon beautifully, enhancing but not overwhelming its subtle flavour. We headed on to dessert, I had the chocolate mousse with raspberry sorbet and my friend had the apple cake. The only minor issue was that they had run out of vanilla ice cream, so the apple cake also came with raspberry sorbet. In our limited experience, this place remains as our favourite restaurant in Oslo.

After our night in Oslo, we headed back to Central Station to catch the train to Bergen. We were met by a steady stream of teenage girls, some with chaperones, most wearing One Direction t-shirts heading from the station into Oslo, fortunately in the opposite direction to us. All the clothing stores we passed were playing One Direction songs. We celebrated our good fortune to be leaving town the day of the One Direction concert. I figured that as we watched the arrivals for One Direction, so people would look at us on our eventual arrival in Malmö and think “there’s another two for Eurovision”!

Almost twelve months ago, I sat on the edge of my Ikea chair in my living room, watching in rising excitement as Sweden hit the lead during the voting for the Eurovision Song Contest. Would they make it through? Could Loreen’s incredibly catchy dance tune bring another win for Sweden? There was a lot riding on the 2012 result for me, as I had made a pact with one of my friends. If a country we wanted to visit won the contest, then we would go to Eurovision 2013!

So why do Australians have such a soft spot for a competition they can’t enter or even vote for? Eurovision is so big in Australia that the powers that be relented a few years ago and let us have our own commentary team. And we love the unique touch that Julia and Sam bring to their SBS broadcasts, as they appreciate the mix of seriousness and irreverence with which Australians view this international event. The simple answer is that so many of us are of European origin that we were raised watching this annual event. Every year, my British father could not resist his annual dose of Euro-pop so my sister and I were relentlessly exposed. Yet there is something in the Australian psyche that appreciates the bizarre, the faintly ridiculous and a good party, regardless of where in the world this may be.

In 2013, just a few days away now, this party will indeed be in Sweden, and I am on my way!