So our agony is now over.

The whole flurry around who the Australian entry will be is now resolved.

Emerging songwriters can put away their pens. Established artists like The Veronicas can end their Twitter campaigns.

Guy Sebastian, winner of the first Australian Idol, drawn from the largest talent pool, has been chosen as our representative. He has a multicultural background, wide mainstream appeal and, well, he’s a hugely talented artist. As Julia Zemiro pointed out in a recent interview, Eurovision is a hard slog for artists. The performance night is just the tip of the iceberg. Each show has a gruelling rehearsal schedule with press rehearsal, family show and the jury performance so artists need a degree of professionalism to cope with all that and turn out a stellar performance when the pressure is on. In that sense, Guy’s Idol experience has probably been the ideal training ground. We know he can cope with insane schedules.

We also know that he can really nail a good song. All we need now is the right material.

The enormity of the situation has hit me. My palms are sweaty and my stomach in knots. What will our song be and who will sing it?

General thinking was that negotiations had occurred behind closed doors before the announcement was made. But the recent request for song entries by BlinkTV has put us all in a spin! Imagine if an unknown songwriter won it? The possibilities are very exciting!

I was disappointed that the late timing of the announcement meant that we would not be able to gain the full ESC experience, starting with a Melodiefestivalen type national selection process. Imagine that! Our own mini bit of Eurovision, complete with wind machines!

So we have to find a singer, have a song written, and record it in time to meet the deadlines for the Eurovision CD, which is released a few weeks before the actual contest. In essence, we have to do in a few weeks what every other participating country has done over the past 12 months!

How can we sleep at night???

Admittedly, I have never been a big fan of the push for Australia to compete at Eurovision. Australians may be huge Eurovision fans, but is that really justification for us to have an entrant? Sure many of us, myself included, have a European background. But we still aren’t part of Europe.The idea of Australia competing at Eurovision was much like the thought of me dating a Hemsworth – a pleasant diversion to think about and to talk about the what ifs but not likely to actually happen.

AUSTRALIA – BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR

But I have to admit, when I first saw the news this morning, had it verified by checking several sites and realised that 1 April is still a good way off, my heart gave a giant leap and I felt all tingly with excitement. OMG! A one-off wildcard entry for Australia. This is a momentous day! And I will be there to cheer them on!

So Hemsworth brothers, where are you????

While CJP may not be going to ESC next year, he is still looking after me!

This afternoon he sent me a text. My name had appeared on a list to email Roy immediately for ESC tickets. What? There were still some left??? Could my sins be redeemed?

Ok, so I was in a seminar. Immediately I lost all concentration on the topic and searched for the Facebook message on my phone. There it was! The message had only been posted 2 hours ago, so hopefully I was still in with a chance! With heart pounding and fingers shaking I sent off a courteous and grovelling email to request a ticket package, should any still be available.

Roy emailed me back about half an hour later, when I was in the car park. I could barely look. Was it good news or bad? Well I reminded myself that I was resigned to not going anyway, so it could’t be any worse, really. I took a deep breath and opened the email!

I was the last person to get tickets! How lucky! ESC 2015 here I come! I feel that it was meant to be!

I jumped up and down holding my phone in the air, to the mild alarm of a few onlookers. Who cares? Better book that flight to Vienna!

I have an announcement to make that will be shocking for many. I will not be going to Eurovision 2015.

It is around this time that I would be fervently checking Facebook for messages about how to secure a ticket package. But this year, due to an increase in membership numbers, the OGAE has brought in new rules that participating members would receive a higher ranking for ticket packages based on a system of having points awarded for completing certain tasks. Unfortunately, the deadlines had slipped by and I had done squat so no points for me. The list of members who had done the right thing was pretty much equivalent to the number of packages awarded to the OGAE last year and with Vienna being a high-demand, central European location, I doubt that we, as the club with members predominantly located outside of Europe and with no clear entrant to support will receive an increase.

I could try my luck purchasing tickets in the public allocation, but frankly it’s easier to find a straight man in EuroClub!

So no Austrian Eurovision for me.

It’s probably for the best. I should save my money. I should travel to other continents and for other reasons. CJP has decided to invest his energies into J-Pop instead so I would be traveling on my own.

At last, ESC 2015 has a theme and a logo. The event really feels like it’s taking shape now!

There are some comments that the design resembles past logos, but most comments on the website are positive. To me, apart from the previous logos’ use of dots there isn’t really much of a similarity. I think that the logo will translate well onto merchandise. Let’s face it, last year’s ‘#JoinUs’ design looked abysmal on t-shirts. No wonder they were being sold 2 for the price of 1 by the end of the event.

The theme, ‘building bridges’ is fairly pointed given last year’s reaction to a certain country. Will all be forgiven? Can we all party as one in the EuroClub? It’s simple, yet poignant and offers a lot of scope for other elements of design for the event.

But how much more fitting would the theme have been were the event held in Innsbruck? The town is named for the bridge!

So Eurovision 2015 will be held in Vienna. Personally, I was hoping that Innsbruck would win the rights to host ESC. I have a soft spot for the mediaeval city, surrounded by the Alps. Having hosted Winter Olympics and having a huge population increase in winter it would certainly have the accommodation capacity and a large enough stadium to hold the event. I fell in love there once … but that’s another story….

Having experienced Eurovision in Malmö there are certainly benefits for hosting Eurovision in a smaller town. Then the show really takes over and the whole place becomes one big Eurovision Village.

But that was not to be…

Austria was one of the countries that I had always hoped would win Eurovision so I would have an excuse to go back there. I find it has a fairly easy going atmosphere and the people are friendly. Although I am a little ambivalent about Vienna. My experiences there, particularly with accommodation, have not always been the best.

At least the event will be held in a proper venue!

Eurovision would not be complete without one man, stage manger of the last 10 Eurovision Song Contests, Henric von Zweigbergk. While the rest of the production and organisation team changes from year to year, along with the host countries, this Swedish man is as indispensable as the opening theme tune. When he appears on stage, we know the show is about to begin. The crowd just loves him. With his flowing grey hair and beard, he is simultaneously cool, yet authoritative. He runs through all the areas of audience participation; cheering, flag waving, the voting countdown and which songs to turn on our mobile phone lights for then leads us through a final song to rev up the crowd into the flag waving frenzy that signals the start of Eurovision. During the show he calms nervous contestants and makes sure that the stage transitions are seamless. In Europe, the show is broadcast live, so the sets must be changed during the time it takes to play a postcard.

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This year’s hosts have been great. Nikolaj, Lise and Pilou (is it just me or does he look like Ewan McGregor?) have been funny without trying too hard and worked well as a team without trying to outdo each other. Before filming begins, they have fun with the audience, taking selfies and talking to the crowd. The breaks in between songs have kept short and snappy and the show feels that it has moved quickly, with the focus on the music.

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The show started with the procession of flags and all the finalists. While we have already seen most acts in the semi finals, the Big 5 and the host country have had automatic entry into the grand final.

Basim from Denmark and his “Cliche Love Song” is just that, a poppy song with a rock’n roll feel and lots of words that don’t make sense in any language, that anyone can sing along to. It’s a lot of fun. His back up dancers are very energetic, if not quite in time.

Twin Twin from France also have a fun, energetic act. I would imagine that the simple lyrics and bright costumes, big hair and random African character would make them a hit with preschoolers across the globe. Their energy was infectious. You just couldn’t help but sing and bop along to this one, regardless of what you think of the actual song.

Ruth Lorenzo from Spain presented another powerful, if rain themed, bilingual ballad. The wet hair was a little novel but may have been achieved tonight by just sticking her head outside the green room. The stage production looked beautiful, but I was a little disappointed by the lack of back up dancers.

Even the Germans I spoke to were disappointed in their entry this year. It’s an indecisive song about indecisive love. But it sounded fine live and hey, it included an accordion. On Wednesday, we saw the German girls with a film crew in the old harbour area and tried to casually wander by in the background.

Italy provided a Eurovision essential that had been missing so far. Not women scantily clad as Roman goddesses but a guitar/keyboard. Thank goodness! My Eurovision checklist is now complete. This song delivered all the passion and glitz I was hoping for in an exciting live performance.

Molly delivered the first serious UK contender in this competition for several years. But what was with that costume? Did she hunt down & kill something? Did she attach locks of her own hair?

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So the competition went fairly seamlessly for another year. The television audience may never have noticed a sudden cross to Lise to cover the delay in removing a stubborn flag after Denmark, but may have noticed Slovenia’s poor timing in miming the flute.

Eurovision 2014 has been fantastic, but there can only be one winner. While Eurovision is traditionally based around pop, ballads and folk music, there are also some surprise favourites.

I have seen Sanna and Conchita already perform twice, in the semi finals and at at the outdoor stage in Eurovision Village, and they both blow the audience away. I love them both, they are talented, passionate performers, with commanding stage presence, and both appear to be genuinely moved and humbled by the strong audience reaction. Conchita is clearly the favourite with the audience watching the shows. During semi final 2, the crowd erupted every time her name was mentioned. When Lise spoke to her in the Green Room during the voting, they had to show Conchita a shot of the audience, cheering and chanting her name. I didn’t know what the audience would do if she didn’t get in to the final.

Armenia’s song is very clever musically, and the live performance is simple, but strong, and is certainly boosted by the judicious use of fire. The song by The Netherlands is also refreshingly different. I guess it just goes to show that the Eurovision audience does appreciate originality.

So one question I have been asked is, was tonight’s winner worthy? On the basis of talent and the strength of the song, undoubtedly yes. Was there also a political element to the voting? Well, yes. But is there anything wrong with supporting peace, freedom and unity?

The audience reaction was just overwhelming, it was incredible to experience this Eurovision win. I will treasure my piece of gold confetti. My only question is, when will someone make a Conchita lamp with light up dress? I want one!

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Strøget was buzzing today with the Eurovision vibe. The shopping strip was packed with Europeans who had flown in for the weekend’s Grand Final Event, carrying flags and already wearing their Eurovision outfits; people from the UK wearing Union Flag suits, Germans more discreetly wearing their national Eurovision scarves and black, red and gold sweatshirts and the Dutch wearing orange wigs.

We headed out to the island early, as the crowd was mobilising. The Eurovision website also actively encouraged people to get there early to avoid a last minute dash on the public transport, promising that there would be food and drink available in the entertainment precinct dubbed ‘Eurovision Island’ for the event. It seemed as though you could go over, have a leisurely, evening meal, then enter the arena for the show. The reality was a long wait in a concrete wasteland as the security clearance didn’t open until 6pm. Last night we were also treated to a drenching shower, with no undercover area at all (see, what did I say? Rainmaker and all those other rain themed songs were a bad idea!!!). This revealed that the area floods so we had to walk through huge puddles to enter and leave the venue. The Gold Ticket holders in their high heels were not impressed.

While Denmark prides itself on design, and the show itself looked spectacular, it missed just one part of the organisation of such an event and that was – how are 10,000 people going to enter and exit a venue that is not purpose-built for managing large groups of people? Just when we thought it couldn’t get any worse, Grand Final night was a complete shambles. This time they had erected another barricade between the food stalls and the entrance which conveniently blocked access to the toilets. Finally we were let through to queue in front of the tent. At this stage, no one could advise when we could progress any further. Eventually, we were let into the tent to queue in front of 2 wooden doors. By 7pm the doors still hadn’t opened and the 9,900 or so people behind us started to push forward. At this stage I started thinking about all the concerts and festivals held in Europe where people had died in stampedes and wondered whether I should be text messaging all my loved ones.

So clearly we did all make it unscathed, but I would certainly think twice about coming to another Eurovision that was held in a location other than a purpose-built arena. I know that Eurovision is primarily a television show and that the audience is merely a backdrop, but we really felt that Denmark was treating the audience like a prop, with no consideration for our comfort or amenity.

Ok, so now my rant is over …. let’s get on with the show!!!!

Tonight we followed the rainbow to Eurovision Island.

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The small boat in the foreground is ferrying the Danish Royal Family back to Amalienborg Palace after enjoying the afternoon’s Eurovision family show (yes, really).

Back we went to line up among the weeds. Seriously, it wouldn’t have taken much effort to send someone out with a whipper snipper the week before just to tidy things up a bit. While those in the know have told us that the technical side of the event has been fantastic this year, they are missing some of the basics for looking after the audience. Service vehicles drive through the door that people are queueing in front of, so we all have to move to let then through. There is no orderly way to get in to the hall. People are hanging around on the sidelines then pushing in front of those of us who have been in the queues for three hours once the doors open. Once inside, there are no signs directing the audience to the various seating and standing areas, and the crowd control staff don’t even have megaphones so they can only talk to the five people standing directly in front of them.

Malta
I love this song! What a great foot stomping, hand clapping start to semi final 2. Although I think they started off being a little nervous then started to relax once they realised the crowd was behind them. Malta have had some great entries in recent years and once again they have made the finals. How could Eurovision be complete without the Appalachian mountain dulcimer?

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Israel
Ok, so during semi final 1 I was wondering where the cheesy choreography was. Semi final 2 has delivered and it’s only song number 2! Two back up dancers with a routine worthy of Miss Jane’s jazz ballet class dancing to a poppy dance song. It’s pure Eurovision.

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Norway
Eurovision loves a ballad and Carl from Norway has delivered another powerful performance. It’s got him through to the final anyway. In his photos he just looks like such a regular Joe but there’s no denying that he definitely has a presence on stage. This year the audience wasn’t given wrist bands so we are just instructed to wave our mobile phones on torch mode. It’s a little bit DIY.

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Georgia
Now this number is pure Eurovision gold! A waffling song based on traditional Georgian music that makes absolutely no sense and lacks a melody. And the best part – a drummer wearing a parachute for no apparent reason. This is what we have come to see!

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Poland
Well, the audience reaction to this song confirms that there are plenty of straight men who go to watch Eurovision. Short skirts, a play on traditional folk dancing and butter churning girls with no purpose other than to display plenty of cleavage.

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Austria
Conchita is clearly the crowd favourite. The auditorium just explodes when she appears on stage. Not only is she ‘different’ but she is clearly a talented performer and has incredible stage presence. The audience is just transfixed when she sings. She is like Shirley Bassey x 10. We were expecting nothing less than the glamorous, sequinned light up fishtail gown. The only thing I felt was missing from this performance was some flowing fabric for the wind machine.

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Lithuania
I felt that this song was weak on the recording and, unlike Ukraine, the live version failed to impress. Although the tutu and the dubious dancing were right up there with the true spirit of Eurovision.

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Finland
This is great! It’s a fun, positive pop song sung by young Finnish lads who are still in high school. And it features lots of silver!

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Ireland
I just love any song based on traditional Irish music, and featuring cute boys doing Irish dancing in kilts. Sadly, they didn’t make the final, but at least they were saved the embarrassment of a super low score like last year’s entry. Maybe Ireland needs a change from drumming? It may look hot but it doesn’t seem to be working for them. Has Kasey stolen Conchita’s dress? Were there tense moments backstage in the wardrobe?

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Belarus
The great thing about Eurovision is that there are songs that defy established genres. This song can only be described as funk/pop based on a traditional Belarussian folk beats. It’s a fun song and Teo just oozes charisma. He and his male back up dancers seem to be having a lot of fun and the vibe is very infectious. How could you go past that cheeky grin?

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F.Y.R. Macedonia
This was one of my favourites going in to the competition but I don’t know that the stage performance really translated well. I was expecting dancers in sparkly silver, not a creepy looking guy in a hoodie??? Clearly the voters did’t get it either.

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Tijana, behind you!!!

Switzerland
I really like this song. He whistles and he plays the fiddle! But I wasn’t expecting a folk song to start with fireworks! Sebalter and his band are enthusiastic and run around all over the stage! It’s a fun song but the delivery lacks any real power.

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Greece
Semi final 2 just gets better and better! Now we have a guy on trampoline! Then the whole band joins him while still singing. What a great idea, particularly on a stage surrounded by water and fire! This is just fantastic Eurovision!

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Slovenia
Unfortunately the blue dress blends into the background a bit. And whose idea was it to put green and yellow eyeshadow with a midnight blue dress? One you get past this, it’s a great song, although most of the effects are largely for the television audience. And hey, she plays the flute.

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Romania
So much Eurovision gold tonight. This song features a visual effect with a disappearing singer and a classic, circular keyboard. What a great way to end the semi final.

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Australia
Last year we had our own postcard. This year we have a semi final interval act. The moving of Australia to Europe so we could take part was well done. I don’t know about the dance routine at the beginning. It was culturally cringeworthy and looked like a bad school musical routine. And the hammerhead? Did we have the Sharks football club mascot or what? It would have been far better to just have Jessica Mauboy sing two songs with some backup dancers. Talking about Jess, she did us proud. What a great performance. What a fantastic gold dress! We even managed to include some classic Eurovision with the astronaut. She looked and sounded amazing and seemed to be having the time of her life. What a great representative.

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The inevitable almost happened while all the contestants going through to the final were on stage, with one of the press contingent stepping a foot in the water surrounding the stage. This led to a barrage of security to stop anyone else from falling in!

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